theanimalblog:

lemonisa:

(via durian)

13uttercream:

fatbrides:owlssayhooot:funeral:ache

13uttercream:

foryoublue:romanticdreamer:cirquedesolame:greenyberry

13uttercream:

:misswallflower:

(via santosha65)

chellolol:

DATS ME!

ditto

ilyauraamour:

(via boulevardiers)

possibly the most beautiful thing i have ever seen in my life.

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s a Vampire. That’s right, a fucking Vampire. But he’s not some sparkly virgin, oh no! This dude knows how to get down because he’s been getting down with girls(and even some dudes) left and right for over 1000 years. Yeah, you heard me right. He’s had 1000 years to perfect his technique and believe me he’s put that time to good use.
2. Two words — gracious plenty. If you’ve read the Charlaine Harris books you know what I’m talking about and if you haven’t, well, I’ll go ahead and tell you: He’s got a big ‘ole cock. It’s been confirmed. It’s HUGE. (Warning, that link contains fucking hot book spoilers.)
3. He knows how to dress. In fact, he can wear outfits that look completely ridiculous on anyone else and you accept it and love it and can’t wait to rip it the fuck off and beg for him to do you right then and there.
4. His smile and those fangs. Maybe you’re not into getting bit during sex but give this guy five minutes and you’ll be offering your neck to him regardless of whether or not you have a boyfriend. He’s just that good.
5. His arms. His neck. His clavicles. His back. Every piece of this dude is hot and pictures of any part can be instantly be qualified as porn. That should tell you something right there.

{Our first fictional character submission}

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. You can’t pronounce his name. Imagine: while you sat with him on your couch as he tried to coax the correct enunciation of you, you’d both become overwhelmed with desire after studying each other’s lips so closely that you’d fuck right there. You’d get that name right then, I’ll bet. You’d get it right really loud, and really repetitively. All night long.
2. He’s fucking Swedish for God’s sake. Listen to that accent. Don’t lie and say you’d be able to keep your clothes on if he was talking to you. No one would believe you.
3. He’s effortlessly sexy. Effortlessly debonair. Effortlessly whatever other word which means he wouldn’t even have to try to get you in bed.
4. He’s an absolute sweetheart but we’ve all seen True Blood. We know what he’s capable of.
5. Look at him. LOOK. AT. HIM.

theanimalblog:

lizbee:

If it weren’t so illegal, I’d definitely have a few of these as my pets.